Friday, September 26, 2014

Sex Swings Are Usually Not Loud

This past August, there was a unique story. A man in Germany was evicted by the local court because of a noisy sex swing. The internet really liked this report and reported it extensively. If you searched for the terms “sex swings” in Google, most of the results were based on this story.

A problem came about however with the noise created by sex swings. A number of websites that sell swings observed an instantaneous and dramatic decline ins purchases in the months after the article came out. The idea someone being booted from their apartment for a loud sex swing gives folks the notion that they are all very noisy. This may mean that other people may hear, or you may actually wake the kids.

This morning, I contacted Abby Woods, the sex swing expert;and she states that she has been asked by a small number folks with questions about this predicament.

Being a person that has sex swings, Let me tell you they aren't loud. They could be made rather loud if you wish, however they can certainly be made very quiet when you install them as instructed.

Most of the sex swings are manufactured from components which do not make sounds for example leather, padding or webbing. The noise can be created with the chains used to hang the swing.

If you have a long piece of chain and you connect something to one end of the chain and then something else to the middle, it will leave a portion of the chain hanging down loose. This loose chain is what will make noise on a sex swing. If a swing and a hook are connected to opposite sides of a short chain, the whole chain will be under tension and not make noise.

For some scenarios, this noise can be exciting and add a little extra to your love making session, but if you are trying to be quiet, this is bad. To resolve this concern, use less chain so there isn't excess hanging down, or wrap the extra chain in such as a wash cloth and/or tape.

Once you make the chains noiseless, your leading likelihood of being found out will be your screaming lady. But luckily they make gag balls to help with that.